Be My Shopping Slave:
I currently have several positions open for "shopping slave". This entails shopping (in person or occasionally online) for specific items I have requested and rush-shipping them to Me according to My instructions. The items I require will vary from week to week, but may be anything from makeup at the Clinique counter to gourmet food items. To apply for this position, email Me with the words "shopping slave" in the subject line. If you are not available to provide this service, you may shop for Me using the list below.

More info: www.hypnoticmoneymistress.com

Important Gift Note:
In addition to My Amazon.com wishlist (see below), there are often items that I desire which cannot be obtained through Amazon. That list changes frequently, depending on My current cravings, travels, and project schedule. Please bookmark this page and return here often to check My current top desires before sending Me a gift or tribute.

*HOT: Items marked with "*" are My current, TOP Desires!

*My Newest Fancy is *GARDENING*!
• RUSH Me e-gift-cards from Gardener's Supply Company!

For My travels, I would be delighted to receive:
• *Pre-paid gas cards (for Chevron or Shell) in amounts of $50 or more
• *Electronic or Cash Tributes $$$ (See Instructions Here)
• Gift Cards for Starbucks (where I frequently spend time writing)
• Amazon.com e-certificates (which I use for travel and camping supplies, among other things)

My Usual Preferred Gifts:

• My Amazon.com Wishlist
My amazon.com wishlist is the most current list of My desires. Use My wishlist to avoid purchasing duplicates (or items I already have) or send Me an e-certificate to Amazon.com so I may choose what I desire. Be sure to sort My wishlist by *priority* and buy items marked "highest" first.

• *Pyramid Collection
I am in love with this catalog right now! It's full of fabulous, witchy clothing, magickal jewelry and wonderful, mystical accessories for My castle! Unfortunately, you have to call to order a gift certificate. The number is here and on the site: 1-800-333-4220

• *MAC Cosmetics Gift Cards
MAC Cosmetics cannot be purchased through either Sephora or Amazon at this time. RUSH Me a MAC gift card so I can have My favorite makeup and skincare items delivered to My Sumptuous Sanctuary.

• *Sephora Gift Cards
I can order all My favorite beauty and skincare products from Sephora.com. They'll deliver them to My front door *and* include free samples and other goodies! RUSH Me a Sephora gift card today!

I also enjoy gift cards or e-certificates from:

» The Cheesecake Factory (one of My favorite restaurants)
» Starbucks Coffee (a place I often go to write)
» Pier 1 Imports (lovely items for My Castle!)
» Boston Proper (fabulous Diva clothing)

*NOTE: Be sure you buy *Gift Cards* in U.S. Currency. It is often difficult to use a gift certificate purchased in Canada here in the States. Order it online and have it emailed (preferred) or mailed to Me instead.

About Sending Me Gifts or Tributes:
I am a Pampered Princess and that's as it should be. I expect and receive gifts, tributes and presents *all the time*—not just on holidays or My Birthday (March 5). Buying My mp3s or paying for a phone session with Me is *not* part of your tribute (that is paying for and receiving a product or service). Tributes and gifts are *above and beyond* any purchases you might make, and their purpose is simply to convey your appreciation of Me and My work. Gifts and tributes are to be given with *no strings attached*: I do not owe you anything (My time, My attention, free services, etc.) when you send Me a gift or tribute. Instead, gifting is a way for you to thank Me for being so Divinely Fabulous.

Tribute & Gift Guidelines
When I use the term "tribute", I mean money—as in currency that I may use to pay for whatever I want. When I use the term "gift", I mean an item or a gift certificate, such as a book from My amazon.com wishlist or a gift card for Starbuck's coffee. If I have posted a trigger for a "tribute" (usually also designated with dollar signs $$$), please do not send Me a gift or a gift certificate (see exception below). There are many things I cannot pay for with a book or a gift card.

When sending a tribute, it should be a minimum of $50. If you cannot send at least $50, you may go to My wishlist and choose a gift within your budget to send instead. An e-certificate to Amazon.com is also acceptable. Again, all tributes must be a minimum of $50—after all, I am a Goddess; don't insult Me with less.

I have a wishlist posted, please use it. I know My own desires and I am more than capable of making them known to you. I am not asking you to "guess what I want and don't already own". I am telling you specifically what I want. Ignoring My wishlist/s and buying something else from somewhere else tells Me that you are either incapable of following instructions or insensitive to My Desires. Sending Me a gift is not about you demonstrating your vast wisdom or showing Me that you know better than I do what I want or need (you don't)—it is about pleasing and serving *Me*. Just so you know, I have a drawer full of gift cards for places I never shop at that have all expired or gone unused—they may have been well-intentioned, but they missed the mark.

Making A Gift or Tribute to Me:
My gift shipping information is available in My Private Realm, or you may write to Me to request it.

Rules of Lady Christine's Realm
The following is a brief explanation of the policies most pertinent to those who wish to join My Realm. A complete list of My Rules is included as part of the hypnosub training (inside My yahoo group).

1. This is My Realm and I make The Rules.
I have created a Realm that pleases *Me* and nobody is forcing you to join it. If you don't like My Rules or do not wish to obey them, you're free to go elsewhere. If you want to create your own rules, you're free to create your own realm. Do not expect Me to accommodate or serve *you*. If you order My programs, you agree to participate in My Realm and to abide by My Rules. If you insist on doing your own thing and ignoring what pleases Me, then you are not a submissive and you have no business even being on this website.

2. I work with male submissives *only*.
I do not work with TS's, females or couples. I do not train males to serve other Mistresses. I do not do feminization or sissification.

3. I do not do sessions (phone or in-person) without pre-training.
If you wish to session with Me live (on the phone or in-person), you *must* session with My mp3s first and complete the hypnosub basic training (mp3s or cds plus exercises inside My yahoo training group). Note: completion of the basic training does *not* guarantee that you will be granted a session appointment.

4. I do not sell My programs out of sequence.
Don't skip around or begin in the middle of a series. Do not attempt to start with "Hypnosub 3", or "Submission 2", for example. Order My programs in the order they are listed on the main menu. Level I programs are first, followed by Level II programs, and so on.

5. Everyone *must* begin with "Hypnosub 1, 2 & 3", no exceptions.
The "Hypnosub Set" is My basic training program and it sets the stage for all My other recordings. These programs must be purchased and used in order. They may be purchased individually or in the set. Use each session (1, 2 & 3) a minimum of 14 days before progressing to the next program in the series. (Detailed instructions come with the mp3s.)

6. After ordering My "Hypnosub Set" or "Hypnosub 1", join My yahoo group for additional training files.
Instructions for this are in a pdf file that accompanies your mp3 downloads. Note: there is no link to My private yahoo group on this website. you must get the link in the instructions that accompany your download/s.

7. In order to join My yahoo group, you must purchase "Hypnosub 1" as part of the set or individually.
I do check all potential members. If you have not made a purchase within the past 12 months and/or if you have never ordered "Hypnosub 1", you will have to place an order before you may join My yahoo group. Write to Me for instructions on how to proceed. (Also, your yahoo profile must comply with the instructions in the download pdf.)

8. If you are not a member of My yahoo group, you may not order any program beyond "Hypnosub 1, 2 & 3".
Level 2 & 3 programs are for group members *only*. I do check all orders. Before you may purchase any Level 2 or 3 programs from Me, you must complete "Hypnosub 1, 2 & 3" and you must be a member of My yahoo group.

9. If you have been removed from My yahoo group (for inactivity) or if you have left My group without My permission, you have been banned.
If you haven't placed an order (or sent an acceptable tribute) in six months or more, I'll remove you from My yahoo group and ban you. If you've been banned, you may not order *anything* from Me. If you attempt to do so, I will cancel and refund your order and you will *not* receive it. I have very thorough records going back years & years; changing your email address will not fool Me.

10. The only way I'll remove the ban is by granting you a pardon, and that's gonna cost you (bigtime).
I don't like wasting My time on fickle males who bounce in and bounce out and bounce in and bounce out. (And sooner or later, most of you do it.) So if you leave or get removed, know that it's gonna cost you to come back (and, sooner or later, you're going to want to come back). In order to feel appeased for the wasted time, inconvenience, and affront of your ambivalent or unappreciative behavior, I require ample compensation. Pardons will be decided on a case-by-case basis and are by no means guaranteed. If you seek to be pardoned, write to Me directly via email, express your sincere apologies, and *beg* to be forgiven and allowed to return to My Glorious Realm. I will make My decision and reply with either a denial or a required penalty.
*NOTE: If you have been removed and/or are currently banned, please DO NOT PLACE AN ORDER without receiving My permission first. Buying something you want from Me is not going to fix things, nor will it demonstrate your willingness to submit and follow My direction. If you wish to prove to Me that you are truly contrite and willing to obey My commands, then follow the procedure above to the letter, write to Me for a pardon, and patiently await My response.